Movie Ratings

Here are the ratings for some movies I have recently watched. Believe me, these ratings do matter. They are non-numerical. You may assign them your own ratings based on my comments.

• Dostana: Funny, Funny, Funny! Why was bollywood not able to produce a single good timepass flick so far? Amazing music, too!

   

  Munda munde naal paunda yaariyaan
  Sehra paan da noore aunda khwaab maa da ujad gaya
  Maa da laadla vigad gaya
  Maa da laadla vigad gaya
  

  
  Heer mili na isnu ye raanjhe utthe mar gaya
  Gora chitta mukhda dekho kala kar gaya
  

  Innu raas na aaiyaan zulfon da thandiya Chaawaan
  

  Munda saada doli chad gaya
  Band baj gaya, oye hoye hoye
  Munda saada doli chad gaya
  Band baj gaya, oye hoye hoye
  

   

• How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Really funny. I loved it. I don’t care if you critics think it deviated from the memoir. Slapstick is not necessarily crap, uh, stick (?)
• A Wednesday: One of my two favorite Hindi movies; the other one being Andaz Apna Apna.
• Horton Hears a Who!: Good entertainment. Good animation.
  
• Dragon Hunters: Beautiful animation. Boring story.
  
• The Ruins: Another crappy horror movie. Need I say more?
  
• Golmaal Returns: Should not qualify for this article, since I came out of the hall after half an hour (Yes, I don’t download movies illegally. I watched all these movies on legal DVDs / in a movie hall).