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The Manliest Drink in the World

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Disclaimer: The following recipe is given for reading and entertainment purposes only. I neither endorse nor recommend the preparation and/or consumption of the drink whose recipe I am about to suggest. I also claim no responsibility for the effects that preparing and/or consuming the following might have on anybody’s mental and/or physical health. It is strongly recommended that you DO NOT try to prepare and/or consume this drink anywhere and under any circumstances.

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Ingredients:

1. Vodka. Any brand. Standard shot.

2. Roasted and crushed italian/colombian coffee beans. 1 tbsp.

3. Pure and undiluted (CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3): 8-methylN-vanillyl-6-nonenamide, also known as Capsaicin; the active ingredient of chilli peppers. In it’s undiluted form, it is at least 18 times hotter than the world’s strongest chilli, and at least 533 times stronger than tabasco pepper. Use not more than 1 atom.

3. 1 drop of Chuck Norris’ sweat.

5. 1 ounce of road rage.

6. An eyeful of football/rugby/wrestling/boxing.

7. 10 years worth of SUV driving experience.

8. Facial Hair.

9. 1 ounce of pervertedness.

10. 1 year of gaming experience.

Method:

1. Filter the coffee after adding 50 ml water.

2. Add vodka.

3. Add the Capsaicin atom. Wear safety goggles and a hazmat suit.

4. Add the sweat.

6. Add the facial hair.

7. Add everything else. Be extra careful while handling pervertedness.

8.  Filter and boil the concoction in that order.

9. Bind the glass in chains and use a whip to keep it tame.

10. Dropkick the drink five times.

11. Drink while hot and burp out the flames immediately.

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Written by parrymathur

February 15, 2009 at 721

Posted in Humor

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  1. TJ

    February 20, 2009 at 2358

  2. Looks like the Goblet of Fire. Tsk tsk, Kya gandi gandi cheezein sikha rahi hai JKR aaj kal ke masoom bacchon ko. Pehle Gadha-le-rope turns out to be ‘elegant’, and now this. I’m on my way right now to file a petition against her – ‘Religious Offender Expands Her Reach To Moral Realms’.

    TJ

    March 7, 2009 at 251

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